Let me deliver a simple piece of advice unto the world. People aren't always what they seem. It's true. Theres never a more contradictory state than that of humanity. See innocence and experience for that. People often wish they were famous, but why? it's a strange position when you look at it. Celebrities have no freedom. It's like the clause in their life contract. They are owned by the public whether they like it or not, most don't. Therefore, working on this premise, I stake my ownership rights over Chris Martin. He should have to play on my beck and call. He can bring Gwynith along as well if he wants to. Isn't it ironic, Chris Martin is Coldplay and yet without Jon, Guy and Will (we're on first name terms) he'd most likely be nothing. Interesting.